I think the others have been making assumptions about why I haven't posted. Let' me clarify: It's because I'm a bad person. There. I hope that clarifies it.
So I've mentioned this story to a lot of people. But our car got a boo-boo. It was hit and a big dent in the door had to be fixed. We took it to the body shop and got a rental car. Enterprise was a little short on cars so they gave me a truck. A Dodge Ram 1500 with 4 doors and the cab had as much room (or more) as the interior of my car. And it was massive and superfluous and excessive and really cool to drive.